who else is blossoming into a beautiful young woman with no chill
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5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies; succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; be honest and frank anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; do good anyway.
*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*
I think you mean subconsciously
no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
naming your kids after constellations is literally so much cooler than naming your kids after dead people tbh harry should’ve continued on the glorious black family tradition
[kneels down and puts hands on shoulders] delphinus potter, you were named after a dolphin in the sky how fucking sick is that. there’s a dolphin in the sky. a fucking dolphin
little dipper potter, you were named after a pot in the sky. 420 blaze it, son. high five
me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that
me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
does anyone else temporarily consider going to law school when they watch legally blonde
I’m a mess of a person but I’m loyal and I’ll love you with everything I have.
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